Australia: Portuguese Chicken What?

This is blasphemy, I tell you!

I brought a lot of feelings and experiences with me from Australia.
One of said things was the utter anger against this piece of culinary laziness.

I went around Portugal and double checked... There is no such thing as the "Portuguese Chicken Burger"!
We don't have it in Portugal, god damn it!
I made it clear to any Australian I would come across. You are living a lie, and you don't know it!

Anyway this little vent marks the return of my occasional writing exercises.
Keep in touch, will talk soon again...